New signing bonus for new members?

Welcome to EC! We are a cutting edge assault cube clan with the coolest members in the game. We are looking for serious members who like to play ALOT and just straight up beat the life out of noobs in game. I am offering a signing bonus to any new member... upon joining EC i will send you an authentic pair of XXX40Cal's dirty underwear, fully autographed and worn for three days straight. The smell of my crotch has been known to give people incredible super powers while fragging and will make you invincible. This is not a hack this is a perfomance enhancing drug.

Anyways, new applicants, please, i want to frag somebody. Sign up now and I will test you in public servers as well as privately. All I ask is that you come in and throw down like a champ and U are guaranteed in. If I like you, anyone can like you.

HURRY NOW! If you apply within the next 24 hours ill throw in a second pair of dirty underwear ABSOLUTELY FREE. Your friends will be saying WOW HOW DA f*** DID YOU DO THAT when you headshot their whole team with one bullet while dodging 100 grenades, stealing the flag, being the survivor, and banging your one million girlfriends and telling your mom to shut the f*** up because its waayyyyyyyyy past your bedtime.

Shipping and handling not included.

haha dude , if you want players so bad go around and any good players you see direct them to the website saying "I think you should trail for EC , I think your good enough" or something like that

it be good to see some new members mate.
Its died down the past few weeks

agreed i think i will try and "reorganize" my personality so i can attract new members. Most people think im good but im not very personable in game. Soooo ill fake being nice for awhile and tell people to join up yeeee i know alot of good dudes i wouldnt even give a tryout to id just want em in cuz of seeing em play.